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Tuesday, 2 August 2011

The beginning of the end

Why do you keep pushing me to darker and darker places?

You said you're the one I could always rely on. The one I should always talk to.

Don't say you know, don't say you understand.

You don't know anything. You don't understand this.

Stop pushing me, or I'll get lost.

Sunday, 10 July 2011

Edge Of Destiny

"But the mud," Zojja said, not for the first time. "And the bugs." She slapped the back of her neck, and her hand came away red. the burst body of a gigantic mosquito was pasted to her palm. She shook the incest from her hand, then saw another giant mosquito land on Snaff's face.
"You got one!"
Snaff went crossed-eyed, staring at the gangly critter. "Look at that proboscis!" he said in genuine wonder. Just then, the blood sucker rammed its snout right through Snaff's left nostril. He sneezed, a blast of air that shot through the proboscis, inflated the mosquito and popped it. Snaff gazed cross-eyed at the limp thing, then dragged it from his face. "A design flaw, I'd call that."

Tuesday, 21 June 2011

The act of expression through voice

If I could replace my voice box with an instrument, it would be a piano. Life would be slightly easier then.

Sunday, 29 May 2011

Monday, 23 May 2011

Thou Shalt Always Kill

Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim

Thou shalt not worship pop idols

Or follow lost prophets

Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, John Hartmond, Desmond Dekker, Jim Morrisson, Jimmy Hendrix or Sid Barrett in vain.



Thou shalt not think any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a peadophile, some people are just nice.



Thou shalt not read NME

Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they became popular

Thou shalt not question Steven Fry

Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover

Thou shalt not judge lethal weapon by Danny Glover



Thou shalt not buy Coca Cola products

Thou shalt not Nestle products



Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriends best friend, take drugs, and then cheat on him

Thou shalt not fall in love so easily



Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants...

...use it to get into their heads.



Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks

Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave as soon as you've done your shitty little poem or song, you self-righteous prick.

Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar, week in, week out Because you once saw a girl there that you fancied; that you're never gonna fucking talk to.



Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals.



No matter how great they are, or were.

The Beatles were just a band.

Led Zeppelin , just a band.

The Beach Boys , just a band..

The Sex Pistols , just a band.

The Clash , just a band.

Crass , just a band.

Minor Threat , just a band.

The Cure , just a band.

The Smiths , just a band.

Nirvana , just a band.

The Pixies, just a band.

Oasis , just a band.

Radiohead , just a band.

Bloc Party , just a band.

The Arctic Monkeys, just a band.

"The next big thing", just a band.



Thou shalt not give bad word to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those in english speaking countries.



Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the 4 elements and never will be.



Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music.



Thou shalt not Pimp My Ride.

Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.

Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.

Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.

When i say "Hey", thou shalt not say "Ho"

When i say "Hip", thou shalt not say "Hop"

When i say, he say, she say, we say; "Make some noise.", kill me.



"Ah, I've forgot were i was, hang on..."



Thou shalt not quote me happy.

Thou shalt not shake it like a polaroid picture.

Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak, like me.

Thou shalt spell the word "Pheonix"

P-H-E-O-N-I-X.

Not, P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.



Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Brad at a club last night by saying; "Izziiit"



Thou shalt think for yourselves.



And thou shalt always, thou shalt always, kill.

Friday, 6 May 2011

Pinecone!

Firefox 4 is sexy.

I'm bored.

And impaitent.

Hurry up.

Think I'm gunna break soon.

Tuesday, 3 May 2011

Life achievement

Just learned how to tune my bass by ear, depending on if at least one of the strings are in tune at least...