Are You the Favorite Person of Anybody?

I love discovering things, little things that hardly anyone know about but things that should deserve a massive fan base because of how awesome they are.

Also, don't you hate it when you ask a question and someone looks at you like you're the most retarded person in the world and expects you to know the answer anyway because they do?.. Umm, if I knew the answer, why would I be asking the freaking question in the first place?

The Little Things

Aww, no one cares. But why should that matter? At least it made you smile.

Rainmeter

I've got it, and it's sexy... and nerdy...

What more could you ask for?

Wifey!

Lake District here we come!

Meanwhile, bread and butter for tea.

I creamed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGBML2wNDsI

Seriously, bass is 10 times cooler then guitar.

Love

Welcome to my love poem.

I love you sooo much, isn't that fucking cute?

Let me play for you,

a queer ass song on my queer ass lute.

Excuse me, I need a moment to vomit now please.

Bees, fleas, sneeze, tease,

these are just a few of the words

that rhyme with please.

Now bitch get off your knees and get me some cheese.

Oh yeah, and my love,

you're my soothing breeze and lonely seas.

*barf*

What else.. what else..?

Oh, when I sleep you're all I keep, or something.

So remind me not to sleep..

You creep.
 

Happy fucking new year.